FireQuill Publications

The Short Stories And Bible Studies

of Kathy Kearney

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Humorous Short Stories
 
A Nickel’s Worth of Trouble

I was seven years old and spending a day with my grandmother.  She gave me a nickel.  It was the largest amount of money ever placed in my grubby little paw.  Had I been at home, Mother would have made me get my piggy bank and promptly deposit this princely gift into Monsieur Swine's slot.  But away from mother's vigilance, I played with the nickel.  I spun it, set it on its edge, and tried flipping it in the air the way my uncles did.  It was my first venture into the delights of avarice.




Look Back In Laughter


Until I was eleven, Mother always braided my hair into French braids. French braids start close to the temples and are woven more tightly than a regular braid.  I hated them; they caused my eyes to pull back into little slits giving me the appearance of a migraine sufferer in a hurricane.

Small wonder that I loved short hair, dreamed of short hair, coveted short hair.  I especially admired my friend Julie's haircut.  It fell in soft waves over her ears and swept back in tender swirls across the nape of her neck.  I pulled out all my eleven-year-old stops, begging mom for such a haircut.  But her answer was always the same. "No, you are not getting your lovely, long, shiny hair cut, Kathy!” End of discussion.

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The Blue Lights Of Christmas

A humorous look at 20 years of Christmas traditions in the Kearney household.  Leslie and I (Kathy) wrote this and did it as a reading for a Sunday morning service two weeks before Christmas.  Everyone loved it, after church we were surounded by people telling of their Christmas traditions.  Nearly every Christmas someone asks about the blue lights.  Yes, I still love blue lights, but I do allow Dewey colored lights every so often.  Don’t want to be accused of being too scroogy.

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